This duck walks into a bar and he asks the barman, "Got any grapes?" and the
barman says no, so he leaves and he comes back the next day and he says to
the barman "Got any grapes?" and the barman says no, so he leaves and he
comes back the next day and he says to the barman, "Got any grapes?" and the
barman says, "That's IT; if you ask for grapes one more time I'm gonna
hammer your beak to the bar wall." So he leaves and he comes back the next
day and he says to the barman, "Got any hammers?" and the barman says no so
he says, "Got any grapes?"